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>be me
>be heavy weapons guy
>shooting people with sasha
>i hear roaring
>think its shpee
>is demoman
>says open your arse laddeh
>i put pants down
>suddenly demo turns into shrek
>ogre cock up my ass
>he shoves unions down my throat
>somehow i suck his ogre dick
>i ask if its ogre
>he wants sandwich up his ass
>shove sandvich up his ass
>then suddenly green ogre sperm all over the place
>shrek is love, shrek is life